The Same Rule

Today, I had one more gift to buy : a copy of ‘Fight Club’. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn’t sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

ROFL

Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to : “If we ever broke up, I would kill myself.” I didn’t even know we were even going out. FML

LMAO

Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I’ve checked with all of her friends and family. I AM HER FIRST boyfriend. FML