The Same Rule

Today, I had one more gift to buy : a copy of ‘Fight Club’. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn’t sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

ROFL

Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to : “If we ever broke up, I would kill myself.” I didn’t even know we were even going out. FML

LMAO

Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I’ve checked with all of her friends and family. I AM HER FIRST boyfriend. FML

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Im asking you, to say my last goodbye.

The love we knew, aint worth another try.

Dear Isaac the greatest jerk.

Where hv you been? I miss you man. Sorry for not picking up last night phone was in silent mode. Me was outta credit to catch you back. Call me, anytime soon. When are you coming back to Malaysia? Enough with Indonesia. Its been quite a long time since we last met. Almost two months I guess? Online la you jerk. SKYPE! Will be waiting. Goodbye brother. Xx

yelah m*. malas nak layan you m*. budak budak jakun tengok internet. babi macam monyet sudah. weh kanye west was hot. kfc bukak puasa ape enh? ada juh juh juhhh. ayam ar.nandos. puttt. ape die nak buat *listening thinking of you katy perry ko dengki gile.ko memang dengki gile kan. ko jangan nak funny sangat weh sumpah weh ko bising lagih sekali ko cabut rambut ko sampai botak ape you buat pasang lah tadi hihhhhh.

Top 10 WORST TANS (as voted)

There is no denying that celebrities love being tanned. And who can blame them. It's definitely smoking hot. So whats the problem?

Well people, when a tan job is botched, it can be particularly embarrassing for all concerned. Check out these top 10 worst tans.

Number 10 : Posh Spice

Im sure you're SPICE-y enough now.

Number 9 : Donald Trump

Fake tan job? You're certainly great in making money and investment, but this is something that you shouldnt be wasting on.

Number 8 : Simon Cowell

How's the feeling of being criticised? I guess its karma. But hey. You know I love you XXX.

Number 7 : Janice Dickinson

Lose that big smile. You aint winning anybody's heart.

Number 6 : Xtina Aguilera

Xtina's own husband has spoken out and said she uses too much fake tan. Personally, I can't really see what he's talking about?

Number 5 : Lilo

Lilo had released her own brand of fake tan. No idea bout you, but after seeing this, Im pretty keen to go and get some!

Number 4 : Kourtney Kardashian

Sexy wannabe? She should have learn more from Kim.

Number 3 : Donatella Versace

Err . . Oh nice bikini.

Number 2 : Katie Price

People with sensitive retinas may wish to look away ; the light could burn your eyes.

Number 1 : Tara Reid

What's a 'WORST LIST' without featuring our old friend Tara? Well, congrats for kicking off the list.

Ibu dan sepuluh anaknya

Malam itu kulihat ibu membuka penutup tin yg diletakkan di penjuru rumah. Ibu mengocang-goncang dan meraup butiran beras di dalam tin itu. Hanya ada dua tin susu sahaja yang berbaki. Beras sudah habis rupanya. Pada siapa hendak ibu mengadu? . . Ayah? Aku tahu, ibu tidak mahu memikirkan perkara itu.

Ibu mengerling ke arah kami yang masih belum makan. Kuperhatikan ibu mengambil sedikit beras dari dalam tin susu itu, kemudian dimasukkannya ke dalam periuk. Air dituang sehingga penuh. Setelah hampir setengah jam , ibu masukkan ke dalam sepuluh buah pinggan yg sudah tersedia.

Bubur nasi itu berasap. Seorang demi seorang anaknya dipanggil sehinggalah adik kami yang paling bongsu. Makanlah kami sepuluh beradik sehingga pingan licin bersih. Malam itu kami tidur dgn nyenyak.

Pagi, kami bangun untuk bersarapan dan aku perhatikan, ibu menyalakan api untuk memasak. Ibu mengambil baki beras di dalam tin susu. Sekali lg ibu membuat bubur yang cair.

Seperti semalam juga, kami menghirup bubur sehingga habis. Bubur itu walaupun cair, kurasakan begitu enak sekali. Kami mengadu tidak cukup tetapi kulihat ibu menyibukkan dirinya membasuh pinggan dan periuk. Ibu seperti tidak mahu melayan permintaan kami.

Tengah hari jua begitu. Bubur nasi yang cair untuk kami sepuluh beradik. Setiap kali waktu makan, aku perhatikan ibu pasti menadah tangan bersyukur anak-anaknya tidak kebuluran. Mungkin ibu bersyukur berkat hari ini kami dapat menyambung nyawa untuk sehari dua lagi. Mungkin juga ibu bersyukur kerana walaupun hidup miskin dan susah, tetapi kami tiada meminta-minta. Kemudian aku lihat ibu berpaling ke belakang.

Masuk hari ketiga, kakak sulung memandang ke arah ibu yang sedang duduk membelakangi kami adik beradik. Tiada aku menyangka, kakak juga perasan ibu akan membelakangi kami sewaktu menikmati bubur cairnya. Yang kedengaran hanya bunyi sudu bersentuhan dgn mangkuk.

Aku tidak tahu kenapa. Adakah ibu mahu makan sendirian dan tidak mahu digangu? Atau ibu tidak sampai hati untuk menatap wajah kami yang sedang kelaparan?

Perlahan-lahan kakak mengengsotkan badan mendekati ibu. Alangkah sedihnya kakak apabila melihat rupa-rupanya ibu hanya melaga-lagakan sudu di dalam mangkuknya yang sebenarnya kosong. Tiada walau sebutir bubur pun di dalam mangkuk ibu.

Kakak segera berbisik kepada kami yang duduk di sekelilingnya. Adik-adik yang lain turut berbisik cerita yang sama sehinggalah kepada yang bongsu. Kami seramai sepuluh beradik kemudian sepakat memberikan sesudu bubur nasi untuk ibu.

Kami sedih. Kami tahu ibu sedang kelaparan, namun ibu tidak mahu memberitahu kami. Ibu berkorban untuk kami. Ibu sengaja melaga-lagakan sudunya dengan mangkuk bagi membohongi kami seolah-olah ibu juga sedang menikmati bubur nasi yang dimasaknya.

Setelah semua menghadiahkan sesudu bubur, kakak mengengsot mendekati ibu lalu menghulurkan semangkuk bubur cair yang kami kongsi tadi.

"Makan lah mak!" kata kakak. Perlahan

ibu berpaling memandang kakak. Tanpa menyentuh mangkuk yang dihulurkan, ibu bingkas bangun lalu terus berlari ke bilik dan menutup pintu. Kami hanya mampu melihat titisan-titisan air mata ibu berciciran di lantai sehingga ke pintu.

. . Seorang ibu mampu menjaga sepuluh orang anak. Tp mampukah sepuluh anak menjaga satu ibu . .

Harry Potter vs Transformers

Transformers 2 tak best! I preferred watching Harry Potter instead. Hmph

. .Maybe because I was expecting more for Trnsfmrs 2

WTH !

A week ago ;

Aku : " ManU ManU, woot wooooottt cant wait fr 18th of July ! " *Senyum angau*

Few hours ago ;

A : " Jue jom study BHR? "

Aku : " Wey apa kes weyyy "

A : " Midterm kot ! "

Aku : " Eh. Bila? "

A : " Sabtu ni. "

Aku : " Ala lmbt lg yo chill la bro. "

A : " This Saturday woi bukan next Saturday! "

Aku : " Alaa ni baru Thursday. " *Sengih sengih supaya tak dipaksa study*

A : " Gelut ah kau. "

Aku : " Gelut gelut kepala kemut. "

Few mins ago ;

Di keheningan tengah malam, daku memasang playlist Skillet sambil membalas kesemua sms yg sedari pagi tadi kuabaikan dan duduk di sofa menghadap laptop yang ber-wallpaper-kan ManUtd. Sedang jari jemari tangkas menekan punat telefon bimbit sambil berangan menatap wajah wajah kacak pemain hebat Man United sekalian, daku tiba-tiba menjerit lalu melompat spontan berdiri ternganga.

" Bila midterm BHR? " Daku bermonolog sendirian. Daku pantas menyemak calendar lalu menjerit dalam ke-horror-an yang teramat. " SHITTT ! ASS**** ! YOU MOTHER****** ! DUMB*** ! B*B* ! B**CH! " dan segala perkataan keramat meluncur laju dari bibir dek ke-terkejut-an yang melampau.

AKU TAK DAPAT PERGI TENGOK MAN UTD SABTU NI F*** Y** EXAMMM DAMN !

Subhanallah . .

Here's the link.


The Miraculous Gold Number

Hell To Me Drag

DRAG ME TO HELL

Ape konsep wey ini movie. Klakar or scary ? Bagaimanapun tahniah. Brjaya mencipta aura ke-terkejut-an dan brjaya men-terjerit-kan para penonton.

. . .

. . . Speechless .

You came by with the awkward smile, I just let it passed by.
Seeing you looking back at me and says hello, Im lips locked and
phofh Im the new Ms Hollow .

:/

Home :(

Stuck here in Cyberjaya. Shit wht the hell am I doing here. Makan tido berak makan makan makan berak tido makan berak makan. ZZZZZZ. I should have be back in Penang by 2 days before but then THANKS A LOT TO HOSTEL MANAGEMENT UNIT who gave me a last minute call, AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE, telling me that hostel is not available fr the next sem, or the next 2 sem.

PFFT ! Mati kutu aku terus terkedu! Spanzirrr sungguh mana aku nk cari rumah last min macam ni weyyyyy ni dah cuti sem weyyyy mana ada nya manusia brkeliaran lagi kat mmu tu weyyyy memang tak aa weyyy kelam kabut macam ni weyyy GRRR! Terus Mama call Papa call Syam call and hostel pun sibuk2 call konon nak terangkan keadaan. Ada keretakan la, kena cat baru la bla bla BLAAAAAA OK FINEEE kalau nak tutup hostel pun HANG HABAK MAI LA AWAL AWAAALL ni dah cuti wey hang baru nak kasitau ape kesss weyyy dah la MMU kedekut kasi cuti 2 minggu je wey huh kami disama-taraf kan dengan kanak kanak riang di persekolahan wey.

2 MINGGU ?? Memang tak layan aa.


Maka kini aku harus menunggu dan terus trmenung menanti utk kembali ke Melaka Bandar Brsejarah pada esok hari iaitu Isnin utk brhempas pulas mncari new apartment. Dan setelah selesai segala perkara haram karam ini aku dengan aman bahagia akan menuju pulang ke pangkuan keluarga yg amat merindui daku WAH WAH HO HO HO. Tahniah MMU, kalian memang hebat dalam menggemparkan khalayak. Adios amigos calobetey

Its a boy girl thing.

The moment you find someone that makes your heart beat, stop the search and take the risk. Remember that the world is a big place. That if you lose the one you love, you have to search the whole world again.

Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing. Cause maybe someday you’ll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you’ve been wishing for to stay.

Sometimes, you just have to forget the rules, follow your heart and see where it takes you. Never apologize for saying what you feel cause that’s like saying sorry for being real. Never regret anything you said or did because at some point, it was what you wanted. True strength is being able to hold it all together when everyone else is expecting you to fall apart.

Tampar Anak Garuda

Lama sial tak update blog. Rajin stalk blog orang tapi pemalas post own entry. Entah apa aku buat all this while.

Kebetulan tengah layan blog si gadis cilik brnama Zay, alang2 layan la benda alah TAG dia.



1. The person who tag/ pass you is?
Zayyy

2. Your relationship with her is?
Geng curi durian

3. Your five impression of her?
- Handsome
- Jambang smart
- Misai lentik
- Badan tough
- Suara macho

4. The most memorable thing she had done for you?
Jap. Blank. Almaklumla finals.

5. The most memorable thing she had said to you?
Macam2. Ceh :p

6. If she become your lover you will?
Gay sial

7. If she become your lover, thing she has to improve on will be?
Jambang kena lg lebat. HAHA

8. If she become your enemy you will?
Cincang 14

9. If she become your enemy, the reason will be?
Idk

10. The most desired thing you would like to do for her now is?
Idk

11. Your overall impression of her is?
Someone fun to hang out with

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
Bapak bising minah ni

13. The characters you love about yourself are?
Idk

14. On the contrary, the character you hate about yourself are?
Easy to forgive but hard to forget

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
My dad

16. For people that care and like you, say something for them.
I love you man.


P/S : Esok exam Stats. Wish me luck! ;p

Esok exam.
Lusa exam.
Sabtu pn exam.
Malas malas.

..

Bila nk study?

:'(

Nak bersara dari blogging.

Setelah bercuti panjang, kini aku kembali merepek di blog. Haha. Aku mcm dh lupa aku ada blog.
Oh wait. Aku sengaja buat2 lupa sbnrnya.

Byk benda jadi, smpi aku jd malas. Malas untuk cerita pape pun. Sama ade secara lisan, or even penulisan.

Dan sekarang pun, kemalasan kegedikan dan kehegeh-hegehan masih menguasai diri. Nak layan lagu. Ciao!

Eh BUDAK PANJANG, byk la hang punya peminat. Blog hang yaaa la famous, blog cheq ni style kaki jalan jaa :D


P/S : Asal aku gila layan lirik ni balik?

When i'm with you
I'll make every second count
Cause i miss you, whenever your not around
When i kiss you
I still get butterflies
Years from now
I'll make every second count
When I'm with you

Yeah we've had our ups and downs
But we've always worked them out
Babe am i ever glad we got this far now
Still i'm lying here tonight
Wishing i was by your side
Cause when i'm not there enough
Nothing feels right
So i'm coming back to show you that I'll love you the rest of my life

Tahik.

Manusia makin mcm dajal. Saling musnahkan hidup sendiri.
Manusia makin kurang berakal. Makin hilang kemanusiaan kendiri.