The Same Rule

Today, I had one more gift to buy : a copy of ‘Fight Club’. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn’t sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

ROFL

Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to : “If we ever broke up, I would kill myself.” I didn’t even know we were even going out. FML

LMAO

Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I’ve checked with all of her friends and family. I AM HER FIRST boyfriend. FML

-

Im asking you, to say my last goodbye.

The love we knew, aint worth another try.

Dear Isaac the greatest jerk.

Where hv you been? I miss you man. Sorry for not picking up last night phone was in silent mode. Me was outta credit to catch you back. Call me, anytime soon. When are you coming back to Malaysia? Enough with Indonesia. Its been quite a long time since we last met. Almost two months I guess? Online la you jerk. SKYPE! Will be waiting. Goodbye brother. Xx

yelah m*. malas nak layan you m*. budak budak jakun tengok internet. babi macam monyet sudah. weh kanye west was hot. kfc bukak puasa ape enh? ada juh juh juhhh. ayam ar.nandos. puttt. ape die nak buat *listening thinking of you katy perry ko dengki gile.ko memang dengki gile kan. ko jangan nak funny sangat weh sumpah weh ko bising lagih sekali ko cabut rambut ko sampai botak ape you buat pasang lah tadi hihhhhh.

Top 10 WORST TANS (as voted)

There is no denying that celebrities love being tanned. And who can blame them. It's definitely smoking hot. So whats the problem?

Well people, when a tan job is botched, it can be particularly embarrassing for all concerned. Check out these top 10 worst tans.

Number 10 : Posh Spice

Im sure you're SPICE-y enough now.

Number 9 : Donald Trump

Fake tan job? You're certainly great in making money and investment, but this is something that you shouldnt be wasting on.

Number 8 : Simon Cowell

How's the feeling of being criticised? I guess its karma. But hey. You know I love you XXX.

Number 7 : Janice Dickinson

Lose that big smile. You aint winning anybody's heart.

Number 6 : Xtina Aguilera

Xtina's own husband has spoken out and said she uses too much fake tan. Personally, I can't really see what he's talking about?

Number 5 : Lilo

Lilo had released her own brand of fake tan. No idea bout you, but after seeing this, Im pretty keen to go and get some!

Number 4 : Kourtney Kardashian

Sexy wannabe? She should have learn more from Kim.

Number 3 : Donatella Versace

Err . . Oh nice bikini.

Number 2 : Katie Price

People with sensitive retinas may wish to look away ; the light could burn your eyes.

Number 1 : Tara Reid

What's a 'WORST LIST' without featuring our old friend Tara? Well, congrats for kicking off the list.